On the list of Things I Feel Like I’m Getting Cheated Out Of… baby poop. Maybe 5-10% of Teddy’s poopy diapers are regular breastfed baby poop. That yellow, seedy, popcorn-smelling poop. That poop is not unpleasant.
Most of his poops are Medicine poop or Too Much Protein poop. Black, green, runny, mucousy, liquidy, smelly.
And it seems ridiculous, but darnit, I want my regular baby poop.